So I am hoping to get lucky with my wife on valentine’s day, and I went looking for some KY Jelly ™ at the local drugstore in case it is needed.
There was a woman in her twenties browsing the selections and she gasped, pushed her box of KY Jelly ™ back on the shelf, and scurried away.
I guess some folks want to make their selections in private. Hasn’t she ever heard of Amazon? Delivers right to your door in a brown wrapper.
Nothing happened, we both fell asleep. MAYBE next year or on my birthday.